Monday, July 20, 2009
I know, I know- that's actually Buzz and not Neil. Either way it's pretty amazing either one of them walked on the Moon at all. After the urgency felt to get there first (take that, Russia!) it seems weird that we have only made a handful of trips back there in the 40 years since the Eagle first landed. However, I feel that's going to change. Apparently we elected Superman to the Presidency. And of course he's going to need to make a few trips to the Moon to build Watchtower, his base of operations for his JLA cabinet. Plus, Moon missions are just another way Obamaman can spend the taxpayers money. Not that he needs any help coming up with any ideas to do that.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
My brother's flat needs some decoration on the walls. So I told him I'd do some art for him. So I sat on the floor, turned on the TV and ended up watching Major League while I painted this. I think next time I'll actually look for a more inspiring movie to watch while I paint in the hopes it will keep me from doing work more suited for actually hanging than this. But I sent it off to him anyway, and he can use it as a place holder until some better sausage arrives.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
That's right, folks! Finished artwork. You may not see that again on this blog. Hurry-while stocks last!
Sorry, too late. All sold out.
These were two pieces I entered into the 3 feet high 2008 skatedeck show. The theme for the show was "nature". I hadn't done any painting for quite some time. A bunch of my friends (yeah, that's right, the sausage maker has friends) and I decided to enter the show. For me it was a good excuse to finally do some non-work related stuff.
I'd like to go back and redo the pieces. There's some stuff on them that bothers me. But overall I'm happy with the way they turned out. Even if nobody knows what a puffin is, and thinks the second board is a painting of a toucan. The first piece is a romanticized take on human nature. The eyes are actually concave, with the pupils sitting maybe half an inch deep from the surface of the board. So as you move around the room, the eyes follow you.
You can check out much better artwork than the ones I did at the 3 feet high website, .You can check out the decks from the two previous years. I'm hoping eventually she'll put up the decks from last years show. It was fun to do these. And it was cool to see the work everyone else did. If I get a chance, I'd like to do it again. Especially after finding out both my pieces sold.
I'm still surprised by the amount of anger generated by the last Indy movie. I mean, for anybody that actually saw Last Crusade, Crystal Skull shouldn't be so despised. I don't remember who first said it, but he was right when he said (and I'm paraphrasing a little here), "Indiana Jones is a very good trilogy, preceded by one kick ass movie." Crystal Skull is not Raiders. But neither was Temple of Doom and certainly not Last Crusade.
Everyone complained about the outrageous crap in the movie (nuke the fridge has undeservedly replaced the term jump the shark), but, and I might be mistaken, I seem to remember outrageous crap happening in the old Indy movies, i.e. falling from planes in a raft, ripping hearts out of living people, drinking water from the wrong cup and instantly aging. And as far as the Macguffin goes, aliens are just as reasonable as sacred river rocks and a magical wooden cup.
Despite its flaws, which it definitely has, Crystal Skull was still a decent movie. It was fun to watch Indy on the big screen again. No, it wasn't the best movie of the year. But Indy movies were never meant to be. Indy is just a saturday morning popcorn serial. Just like Star Wars. So please, pull up your underoos, let go of your mother's bloated teats, and stop crying about Lucas raping your childhood.
I was going through some old junk on my hard drive and found this. I had the movie Layer Cake playing while I was working and did this quick sketch. He has such a weird mug that maybe I'll go back sometime and actually try to do a finished drawing of him.